1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! (番茄为什么变红了?因为它看到了沙拉酱!)
2. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! (电脑为什么去看医生?因为它有病毒!)
五年级笑话口语交际3句,麻烦给回复
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! (番茄为什么变红了?因为它看到了沙拉酱!)
2. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! (电脑为什么去看医生?因为它有病毒!)
上自习课,前桌收到后桌的纸条:“你会帮我辩花辩吗?”
前桌回传:“我不想和你争辩。”
后桌又传:“为什么要争抢我的花辩呢”
前桌猛然转身大喊:“你能不能辨别一下辫与辩!”全班哗然。